Friday 3 July 2015

STILL WANT TO BE GHANAIAN? THEN SORRY, YOU CAN'T BE POOR!

STILL WANT TO BE GHANAIAN?
THEN SORRY, YOU CAN’T BE POOR!
Dear occupiers of this great country.
You’ve been in this country for so long a time.
Some of you even had their placenta buried here
Yet you don’t really want to behave as citizens.
You’ve been voting for ages.
You’ve paid your taxes regularly.
You possess National Identification cards
And even passports of the land.
Yet, you still aren’t Ghanaians enough.
If you really want to be Ghanaian
Then you must ‘pay before complain’.
Forget about my campaign promises to make your lives comfortable.
Ignore the fact that your taxes are being misapplied.
Just take your mind off the financial wastages of my appointees.
Just pay before complain.
Third-party insurance premium will be hiked ridiculously.
Don’t complain
Because your complaints will surely fall on rocky ears.
Just pay.
Water & electricity supplies will never be regular.
Yet tariffs will be reviewed upwards at the least opportunity.
Don’t bother to complain
Just pay
Fuel prices will never be stable.
They’ll be galloping every fortnight
Like horses on heat.
I will remove all subsidies but maintain the excessive taxes.
Do not waste your saliva complaining
Just pay.
The cedi will rapidly depreciate against the dollar
Like shea butter under the Navrongo sun.
No need to complain.
Just pay
Port charges will be increased uncharitably.
Just pay
You can complain later.
Public hospital charges will be increased illogically
Without parliamentary approval.
Don’t bother yourself complaining.
Just pay else you’ll die alone.
I don’t even seek medical attention in this country anyway.
VAT & other taxes will be increased irrationally.
New taxes will also be slapped on feeding bottles,
Baby foods, chewing sticks, skipping ropes & condoms.
Don’t even waste your breath complaining.
Just pay
Salaries will however increase annually at a limping tortoise’s pace.
This country owes billions
But we’re still contracting more loans for abstract projects.
Those debts need to be repaid.
They’re not mine to pay
They’re yours to service.
Whether you complain or not
You must & you will pay.
This is a blessed nation
Not a United Nations’ camp for refugees & the homeless.
This isn’t Dr. Kwame Nkrumah’s Ghana
Where the interest of the populace came first.
This is prepaid Ghana
Where individual & political party interests reign supreme.
If you insist on being Ghanaian
Then I’m very sorry to let you know
That you have no right to be poor.
You must pay!

9 comments:

  1. haha....u dey craze!

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  2. ....and even unborn children will come to pay.

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  3. Oh wow. This is quite deep. I have always penned Ghana down a nation to visit for my vacation someday. Does that mean i have to pay too much??

    However, i have noticed citizens of most African nations face similar plights. Are Leaders never do live up to their promises.

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    1. Ghana is no better than Nigeria,my friend....our problems are so,so similar in many ways.....Just that the grass always looks greener at the other side until u get there in person

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  4. well, this is a country where we are made to pay and get punished for asking why those payments and for seeking accountability. smh.
    God help us!

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    1. God has helped us already.It's up to us to help ourselves......we're tooooooooo timid!

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    2. God has helped us already.It's up to us to help ourselves......we're tooooooooo timid!

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