MY SON,
LET’S TALK ABOUT SEX!!!
You appear
young and extremely innocent
Without pimples
But with dimples
I always
considered you a toddler
Even though you
were seventeen
Current occurrences
have given me a sudden change of mind
And I think it’s
about time we address it as father and son
Your recent
line of chat with our neighbour’s daughter
Has given me
reason to suspect you
The last
time, you asked when her father normally returns from work
Two days ago,
u asked the same about her mother
Yesterday, you
were asking when her kid sister will start school
Today, you’re
asking when her auntie will return to the village
Are you Lawyer
Tsatsu Tsikata or Lawyer Addison?
We were
watching ‘Sunset Beach’ together the other time
And you
suddenly started starring at me
With great uneasiness
in your eyes
When you saw
people kissing and attempting to make love
I thought you
were still a kid
For some time
now
I have also noticed the beaming smiles on your face
Anytime commercials
on condoms were being aired
You’ve
started exhibiting the same signs I portrayed
When I was
about your age
Your libido
has already started gathering momentum
And I think
it’s about time we have a talk
I am not taking
chances this time
Because my
father ignored the same signals when I was your age
That
nearly made me a daddy at seventeen
I think it’s
about time you know the facts
I think it’s
about time I put it straight to you
I think it’s
about time you know
How disastrous
that bloody banana
Dangling between
your skinny legs like Tarzan can be
I think it’s
about time I talk about the most silent topic
I think I need
to break the ice now
My dear son, let’s
talk about sex!!!
