Friday 31 July 2015

WANT ATTENTION? THEN DEMONSTRATE OR STRIKE!!!

WANT ATTENTION?
THEN DEMONSTRATE OR STRIKE!
Oooooh workers on government payroll!
I wonder what more you want from me.
I get puzzled & begin to wonder.
What again do you expect from me?
Health workers, judicial service staff
Teachers & all civil servants.
You complain about every single thing.
Yesterday, it was about salary adjustment.
Today, it is working condition.
Tomorrow, it will surely be about salary arrears.
How do you expect me to keep up with your demands?
Just tell me.
2016 is an election year.
And from the look of events,
You people intend tarnishing my candidature.
That will surely not happen.
There are enough funds in place for election 2016.
There is more than enough in place for campaigns.
We’ve even borrowed enough to purchase luxury four-wheel drives
For party & state officials.
But for your entitlements & demands,
I’m sorry to inform you there aren't enough funds for payment.
You’ll need to do more to get paid.
I’ve increased taxes on goods & services.
It’s uncomfortable but you’ll have to endure.
I’ve placed additional taxes on key products like crude oil
And even expanded the tax net to generate more funds.
All these have fattened the government’s purse
But always bear in mind
That the party always comes before the country.
I wish I could pay all workers their entitlements
After comforting my party faithfuls
But unfortunately the remaining funds can do virtually nothing.
If you really want to get paid after toiling for this dear nation
Then your voices must be heard.
You’ll have to shout louder
Irrespective of your qualification or position.
Whether you’re a doctor, nurse, security official or teacher
You’ll have to shout louder to be paid.
I care less about your contribution to the economy
Neither do I care about the crucial nature of your services.
My ‘dead goat syndrome’ hasn’t been cured yet
Because the doctors to do that are currently on strike.
If you pretend to work,
I’ll also pretend to pay.
So if you want to get your entitlement as a government worker
Then you have just two options.....
Demonstrate or strike!!!


Friday 17 July 2015

HOLY,HOLY,HOLY YET FILTHY!, FILTHY!!, FILTHY!!!

HOLY, HOLY, HOLY
YET FILTHY!, FILTHY!!, FILTHY!!!
A religious nation we claim to be.
Christians, Muslims, Traditionalists & more.
Each believes in a Supreme Being above
Who is pure in spirit,
Detests sin,
And loves to see His followers live in harmony.
Why Ghana hasn’t replaced Mecca & Israel
As a prime destination for pilgrims is a wonder to me.
Christians are taught
‘The way, the truth & light’ of the Father through Jesus.
Islam preaches peace.
The Traditionalists encourage harmonious living
With the gods & mankind.
Churches are mushrooming in every single corner,
With services being held every single day.
Muslims gather to pray five times per day.
Traditionalists spend precious time
Sacrificing day and night,
All in the name of religion.
But what is the essence of all these religious engagements
When our individual lives are not affected positively?
Of what substance is religion
When our communities & nation keep sinking in all fields?
‘Cleanliness is next to godliness’ we claim.
Why then do we keep drowning this nation in trash each day?
No wonder God appears far from us.
Our nation is filthy!
Our religions preach peace
Yet we start ethnic conflicts over ordinary meat.
Our religions teach truth & honesty
Yet white-colour robberies & corruption are our daily bread.
Bribery & blatant thievery from politicians have become the norm.
The same political heads that violently win power
Are the same that attend churches,shrines & mosques
To thank their God for the victory.
Amazing!
These same politicians & civil servants who financially haemorrhage
The state during weekdays
Are the same that pay tithes & offerings on those proceeds on Sundays.
The same worker that plays truancy at work during weekdays
Is the same that embarks on 40 days fasting & prayers
 For promotion & increment in salaries at work.
That man who sleeps around with women
Is the same that prays to marry a virgin one day.
We always appear religious
But are far from being spiritual.
If just 1% of us practice what our various religions preach
This country would have been a paradise for us all.
We delight in religion as humans.
We love the doctrines & formalities associated them.
We appear religious at all times
But within our heart of hearts
We’re filthy!,filthy!,filthy!


Friday 3 July 2015

STILL WANT TO BE GHANAIAN? THEN SORRY, YOU CAN'T BE POOR!

STILL WANT TO BE GHANAIAN?
THEN SORRY, YOU CAN’T BE POOR!
Dear occupiers of this great country.
You’ve been in this country for so long a time.
Some of you even had their placenta buried here
Yet you don’t really want to behave as citizens.
You’ve been voting for ages.
You’ve paid your taxes regularly.
You possess National Identification cards
And even passports of the land.
Yet, you still aren’t Ghanaians enough.
If you really want to be Ghanaian
Then you must ‘pay before complain’.
Forget about my campaign promises to make your lives comfortable.
Ignore the fact that your taxes are being misapplied.
Just take your mind off the financial wastages of my appointees.
Just pay before complain.
Third-party insurance premium will be hiked ridiculously.
Don’t complain
Because your complaints will surely fall on rocky ears.
Just pay.
Water & electricity supplies will never be regular.
Yet tariffs will be reviewed upwards at the least opportunity.
Don’t bother to complain
Just pay
Fuel prices will never be stable.
They’ll be galloping every fortnight
Like horses on heat.
I will remove all subsidies but maintain the excessive taxes.
Do not waste your saliva complaining
Just pay.
The cedi will rapidly depreciate against the dollar
Like shea butter under the Navrongo sun.
No need to complain.
Just pay
Port charges will be increased uncharitably.
Just pay
You can complain later.
Public hospital charges will be increased illogically
Without parliamentary approval.
Don’t bother yourself complaining.
Just pay else you’ll die alone.
I don’t even seek medical attention in this country anyway.
VAT & other taxes will be increased irrationally.
New taxes will also be slapped on feeding bottles,
Baby foods, chewing sticks, skipping ropes & condoms.
Don’t even waste your breath complaining.
Just pay
Salaries will however increase annually at a limping tortoise’s pace.
This country owes billions
But we’re still contracting more loans for abstract projects.
Those debts need to be repaid.
They’re not mine to pay
They’re yours to service.
Whether you complain or not
You must & you will pay.
This is a blessed nation
Not a United Nations’ camp for refugees & the homeless.
This isn’t Dr. Kwame Nkrumah’s Ghana
Where the interest of the populace came first.
This is prepaid Ghana
Where individual & political party interests reign supreme.
If you insist on being Ghanaian
Then I’m very sorry to let you know
That you have no right to be poor.
You must pay!