MY SON,LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX...!!!

MY SON, LET’S TALK ABOUT SEX!!!

You appear young and extremely innocent

Without pimples

But with dimples

I always considered you a toddler

Even though you were seventeen

Current occurrences have given me a sudden change of mind

And I think it’s about time we address it as father and son

Your recent line of chat with our neighbour’s daughter

Has given me reason to suspect you

The last time, you asked when her father normally returns from work

Two days ago, u asked the same about her mother

Yesterday, you were asking when her kid sister will start school

Today, you’re asking when her auntie will return to the village

Are you Lawyer Tsatsu Tsikata or Lawyer Addison?

We were watching ‘Sunset Beach’ together the other time

And you suddenly started starring at me

With great uneasiness in your eyes

When you saw people kissing and attempting to make love

I thought you were still a kid

For some time now

 I have also noticed the beaming smiles on your face

Anytime commercials on condoms were being aired

You’ve started exhibiting the same signs I portrayed

When I was about your age

Your libido has already started gathering momentum

And I think it’s about time we have a talk

I am not taking chances this time

Because my father ignored the same signals when I was your age

That nearly made me a daddy at seventeen

I think it’s about time you know the facts

I think it’s about time I put it straight to you

I think it’s about time you know

How disastrous that bloody banana

Dangling between your skinny legs like Tarzan can be

I think it’s about time I talk about the most silent topic

I think I need to break the ice now

My dear son, let’s talk about sex!!!