On this fateful Monday morning,I found myself traveling in a VIP bus from Kumasi(Asafo Market) to Accra.
I usually don't eat when travelling.But on this day in particular,I didn't know what the devil whispered into my ears.I decided to buy khebab before boarding the bus.
In less than 20 minutes, the bus was ready to move, and away we went.5 minutes into the journey,I took my khebab nicely. Within 20 minutes, I heard loud 'thunderstorms' in my stomach. My tummy was rumbling! 'Kproh!,kproh!!,kproh!!!'. And guess what, we were just 30 minutes into a journey of about 5 hours to Accra, and 3 hours to the nearest rest stop(Linda Dor).
Sitting in comfort was a rare luxury.I couldn't rest my buttocks on the seat.I had to use my elbows to suspend my buttocks above the seat, else if the bus enters a pothole or goes over a speed strip,the flood gate around my butt could open instantly!
Every second was like an hour.I was sweating like a virgin fetish priest under the air conditioner.Whiles the rest of the passengers were watching one of these Akrobeto Kumawood movies and laughing their heads off,I was just watching outside the bus through the window. My only hope was to see the washroom at Linda Dor within the next micro second.
My tummy kept rumbling dangerously.The flood gate wanted to open badly.Time was an enemy, and the passenger seated next to me was pissing me off badly with her continuous laughter.
Just when I thought the end was near and I was about to give up,I lifted my head,and within 500 metres, I saw a signage with the inscription, 'LINDA DOR'. Sosket!
The end was within sight,but the desire to release also shot above the roof.By the time the bus stopped properly,I was already at the door waiting for the driver to open up.
Alas,the door was open.I stepped out and saw the washroom in sight.It was just a stone-throw away.But it took me forever to get there.It was a looooooong walk to freedom.I had to walk very,very gently and carefully else..........
I finally got to the entrance,left my whole wallet with the attendant,grabbed t-roll and before I could say 'fi',I was already grounded firmly & deeply on the WATER CLOSET....
WHAT A SWEEEEEET RELIEF!!!
Solomon(Accra)
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