Monday, 25 February 2013

DUM-SOR,DUM-SOR

DUM-SOR,DUM-SOR
After decades of hustling in the hostile snow abroad
My battered spirit felt the need to go back home.
My depressed soul was yearning for my family and friends,
While my frozen black skin pleaded for some harmattan.
Joyfully and with boundless excitement,
I carried my home-sick self onboard a Boeing 787 Dreamliner,
With the charged expectation of going back
To a land of oil and gold
And the gateway to Africa!.
After five donkey hours in flight among the thunderous clouds,
The three back tyres of the metal bird finally kissed the runway of an airport.
I wondered where we were
Because all the lights along the runway were out,
With some lanky men holding lanterns along the runway to direct the airplanes.
Which jungle is this? I silently asked my confused self.
For once, I thought we were making a transit through the ancient Mali empire
Until my protruding eyes got arrested by a gargantuan signpost which read,
‘WELCOME TO KOTOKA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT’
Awurade…..! What a Shock!!
Twenty-first century Ghana?
What a wow…!!!
As confused and shocked as I was,
I managed to march my puzzled self through to the arrival hall.
That was when I realized my eyes have seen my back.
Hmmmmm…….!
The lights were all out at the arrival hall
With people busily going to and fro with the aid of the lights on their phones
As if they were hunting grasscutters at the airport.
I thought I had had enough until I came out of the airport.
What a way to welcome me back to the land of my birth!
It was 18:00 GMT but the day appeared as if it was mourning itself .
The whole place was in utter darkness.
Where are all the lights?
I tried to find out what was wrong
 And surprisingly, an elderly man told me it was ‘normal’.
I learnt it was called ‘LOAD SHEDDING’ or better still ‘DUM-SOR,DUM-SOR’
‘Dum-sor,dum-sor’?
I still did not get what that meant.
There and then, as if those in charge were trying to make me understand,
Brought the lights back on
And suddenly, the entire city responded with shouts of excitement,
‘Yieeeeeeeeeeeee……………..!!!'
As if the boxing legend, Zoom Zoom Azumah Nelson had knocked out an opponent.
Ei….!!.. What is this?
Just after a few seconds,
The lights went out again.
And the entire city responded again in disappointment,
‘Oooooo………..!!! ’
As if Asamoah Gyan had missed a penalty kick.
That was when I really got to understand the situation on the ground.
Twenty-first century Ghana, the gateway to Africa,
And electricity is being rationed like breast milk to a set quadruplets.
I dreamt of coming home to a land full of milk and honey.
But this is where I find myself.
A mighty land of candles and lanterns.
A land of electricity load shedding,
A land of Dum-sor,Dum-sor….!!!




Wednesday, 30 January 2013

THOU ART JUST A MAN


THOU ART JUST A MAN
When success smiles at you
And the world appears like a mere playing ground
Do not be carried away
When the spotlight beams on you
And pride and pomposity begin to ravage your soul
Just pinch yourself to reality and remind yourself, that
Thou art just a man
***
When your sweat and toils finally pay off
And your expectations finally become flesh
Forget not your roots
And those who held the ladder for you to climb atop
For no man was made an island
When silver spoons stick in your mouth
And gold becomes your bedmate
Always bear in mind it is just for this earth and for a moment
I have been young and now old
Yet I have never seen a casket with a wardrobe
No man born of a woman shall take anything away into eternity
When fortune gives u hug
Forget not the orphans and the destitute
The hunger-stricken family next door
Nor the Lazarus on the streets in your neighbourhood
A man’s wealth is measured not by what he has
But by the quality of life he brings out of others
Irrespective of the height at which success throws you
Always stick your feet on the ground
When pride begins to creep in when the applause is high
Do not forget to prompt your mortal self, that
Thou art just a man!



Wednesday, 9 January 2013

A-C-C-R-A(IN PIDGIN ENGLISH)


A-C-C-R-A
Here be Accra
U go fit call here Ga or Nkrai
This be the capital of Ghana
Wey esan su be the gateway to Africa
This place dey bii basaaa
But ebi wild strategies
Den Mourinho tactics wey we dey take survive for here
Whether you be bibini or obroni
Ofrijato or hafco
You from Navrongo, Saskatchewan, Yonkee or Albuquerque
You get woman or you dey gnash
Accra go bii you, no matter what
Wanna chow for here be simple but we get varieties
For morning t’ inside
Koko against some koose or some bouncing toogbee dey rule
For shwane t’dier, more things dey
Fufu against some soup
Different kinds den varieties
Aponkye nkrakra, palm nut soup, nkatinkwai and things
Banku den tilapia too dey
Waakye den fish against some hot shitor
Beans den gari versus some smiling tatale
Ga kenkey against some kpakpo shitor den kpanla
Gari den tsintsinga and things be present
We finish aa, we dey wash the chow down wanna throat
Plus some chilled sobolo, burkina or asana den milk
For gbeke inside dier
Domedo against some chilled drink
Some cowbell milk den tsibom
Or some annointed indomie den eggs dey represent live
The deebees for here dier, tea den horlicks dem dey take
You wan live quiet den deebee life aa
You for go dey areas like Roman Ridge
East Legon, Airport, Trasaco Valley den things
Wey you wan chill deebee level aa
Go Silver Bird Cinema, Movenpick Hotel den Bonjour go chop pizza
But u wan enjoy Accra dier aa
You for dey areas where life dey jom basaa
Chorkor, Jamestown, Mantse Agboenaa
Osu, Nima, Maamobi
Mamprobi, Abossey Okai, Dansoman
Madina, Newtown, Pig Farm
Alajo, Caprice, Ashaiman
Adabraka, Kantamanto, Abeka Lapaz
North Kaneshie, Bubuashie, okaishie
Teshie, Awoshie, Kaneshie den Lartebiokorshie
Wey for der you wan chill aa, no yawa
Tawala Beach dey, Borla Beach dey
Oxford Street, Epo, Akuma Village
Vienna City, Auntie Muni Waakye Joint
Lavender Beach, Enso Nyame Ye spot,Onaapo Spot
Obra Spot den Korle Beach all dey
Friday nights be highlife den live band nights
Sundays be church service give some people
Wey for some, ebi omotuo special Sunday give them
Omotuo against some sweating beer paaa
I wan tok you more things but ma boys dey chok me for the roadside
But wherever you dey for the world inside
Whether you get money or not
You fine or you no fine
What I wan make you know be sey
Forget London, forget Yonkee, forget Dubai
Accra dey bii basaa
If you dey doubt me aa, come den come see….

   




Thursday, 6 December 2012

THE CASTANET

THE CASTANET

‘Ko-ko-ko…….’

Ko-ko-ko…….

Yie-yie-yie-yie……

Yie-yie-yie-yie……

Yieyieeeeeeeee……….!!!’

These were the terrifying sounds of thunder that painted the hills red in Legon

Up the hill we stood and charged

Down the hill our terrorizing yet scintillating sounds descended

From the depth of our bellies flowed rivers of inspirational melodies

From our lips erupted charged lava of charging tunes

Trumpeting and uplifting the morale of our inner men

With permission from Father Bacchus

We thronged our colonies downstream

Instilling fear and panic in their petrified bone marrows

Never put the blame on us

Just blame the castanet

Out on the streets we went haywire

Marching in red while our admirers panted for breath of excitement in awe

In G-strings and thongs

And in multi-coloured wigs and bare chests

We satisfied our musical libido from Volta Hall to Legon Hall Annex B

Ooooh what a feeling it was!

A feeling which sends chills down the spine whenever there is a flashback

A feeling Bill Gates, I.M.F, Sheik Mansour, Carlos Slim, Roman Abramovich,

Aliko Dongote and Alhaji Asuma Banda, all combined can never buy!

Oooooh my castanet!

What have thou done to me?

KO-KO-KO…..!

KO-KO-KO………!!

Wish I could carry on with my scripts

But it is unfortunate I have to rest my pen abruptly

My eardrums are receiving transmissions from a vibrating castanet from afar

And my brains just can’t concentrate on any thing else

Wish I had the will power resist it

Wish I had the strength to wax my ears

Wish I could simply ignore it

But when the castanet strikes

You have no option but to join the red army as they charge and sing………

‘EVERYWHERE WE GO OO….

EVERYWHERE WE GO OOO…

PEOPLE WANNA SEE US…

PEOPLE WANNA HEAR US…

THEY EVEN WANNA RAPE US….

SO WE TELL THEM…..

SO WE TELL THEM…..

WE ARE THE VANDALS…

WE ARE THE VANDALS…

THE FEARLESS VANDALS…

THE SHARPBRAIN VANDALS…

THE FIRST CLASS VANDALS…

THE Brrrrrrrrrr VANDALS….

ABOLOBOLOSHIBOBO EEII….

YIEYIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE………………………!!!!!!!!